Things we have learned in Lanzarote:
Calum reacted best out of all of us when the lift jammed between floors. This made up for his vomiting on a sizal mat outside the spa in the hotel.
Sylvie is very good at arranging holidays. This makes up for her ordering the most expensive thing on every menu.
Spanish windows are cleaner than English ones which is the only explanation for Chris walking into one. He is unharmed.
Honey rum is very nice.
Limpets are not.
It does rain sometimes in Lanzarote, but at least it is warm.
It is best not to approach cacti when wearing clothes which snag easily.
Cezar Manriques was very good at designing party spaces.
Fireworks are quite frightening when you are on the 14th floor and they are exploding level with the 15th.
Volcanoes are interesting and Chris can pretend to be the quite well known vulcanologist called Chris Kilburn.
What we haven’t learned:
Why Lanzarotean wine is not readily available where we live.